Funny Rubber Stamp Quotes & Sayings

advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill. But what would you? You have not told me all concerning yourself; and how then shall I choose better than you? But if you demand advice, I will for friendship's sake give it. — J.R.R. Tolkien

The virtue of some people consists wholly in condemning the vices in others. — Herbert Samuel

Part of [having uncommon sense] is being able to tune out folly, as opposed to recognizing wisdom. If you bat away many things, you don't clutter yourself. — Charlie Munger

We are convinced that the only way to resolve the Iranian nuclear issue is through negotiations. — Sergei Lavrov

Every great scientific truth goes through three stages. First, people say it conflicts with the Bible. Next they say it has been discovered before. Lastly they say they always believed it. — Louis Agassiz

A child may be "spoiled" by a lack of training or by inappropriate love that gives or trains incorrectly. — Garry Chapman

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection. — Ben Hogan

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley