Funny Richard Madeley Quotes & Sayings

In true friendship, in which I am expert, I give myself to my friend more than I draw him to me. I not only like doing him good better than having him do me good, but also would rather have him do good to himself than to me; he does me most good when he does himself good. — Michel De Montaigne

Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever, — Sylvie Granotier

I mean Afghanistan is a very rugged, complicated country. — Barbara Bush

I gave up language for a while, and I started painting.And then I only listened to Miles Davis and other instrumental music to see how it felt to be without words. — Rosanne Cash

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round ! — Richard Madeley

We must avoid fastidiousness; neatness, when it is moderate, is a virtue; but when it is carried to an extreme, it narrows the mind. — Francois Fenelon

I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football. — Maddox

(It is an order!), — Rudyard Kipling

True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstances do. — Mason Cooley

In the most dysfunctional organizations, signaling that work is being done becomes a better strategy for career advancement than actually doing work (if this describes your company, you should quit now). — Peter Thiel