Funny Restaurant Hostess Quotes & Sayings

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! — Jerry Lawler

One must learn to give up momentary, uncertain and destructive pleasure for delayed, restrained, but dependable pleasure. — Sigmund Freud

The reason why I don't have a hero is because heroes set a bar - whereas if we don't have one, our potential is unlimited. — Peter H. Reynolds

You're the only person I trust. That's not something to waste. — Jennifer Rush

Nice person, bad person
that's not the level this girl is at. I can see you're crazy about her and probably won't be able to hear this, Ao-chan, but I think you'd be better off staying away from someone like her. I can't read her exactly, but I can tell you she's either a saint or a monster. Maybe both extremes at once, but not somewhere in between. — Ryu Murakami

As it becomes longer at No. 1, I feel more and more pressure. Everybody is trying to grab every piece of me. — Yani Tseng

Far too many executives have become more concerned with the 'four P's' - pay, perks, power and prestige - rather than making profits for shareholders. — T. Boone Pickens