Funny Relatable Post Quotes & Sayings

What do you do all day?
I just stay in bed.
That's awful.
No, it's nice. I like it. — Charles Bukowski

It is alarming to consider how many major life decisions we take primarily in order to minimise present-moment emotional discomfort. — Oliver Burkeman

The superhero, his underwear bagging at the seat and knees, is just a country boy at heart, tutored to perceive all human action as good or bad, orderly or dynamic, and so doesn't know whether to shit or fly. — Robert Coover

You can't forge a new sort of consensus, you can't forge public opinion, by following public opinion. — Martin O'Malley

The school is a mother — Edmondo De Amicis

Let living know they will die one day. They ought to live wisely. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I still love taking pictures with Polaroid film. For me, it offers the most beautiful way of capturing reality and transferring it onto a flat piece of paper. — Helena Christensen

If you don't know what is being said, the rest of the actor's work is wasted. — Tom Stoppard

She would never change, but one day at the touch of a fingertip she would fall to dust. — Simone De Beauvoir

I read bells. Not the sound of bells, no, no, but the feel of bells, the emotion of bells, the bright clanging joy, the hooting-shouting-ringing loudness, the song of the Joined, the togetherness and the sharing of it all. — George R R Martin

Animals' taste systems are specialized for the niche they occupy in the environment. That includes us. As hunters and foragers of the dry savannah, our earliest forebears evolved a taste for important but scarce nutrients: salt and high-energy fats and sugars. That, in a nutshell, explains the widespread popularity of junk food. — Mary Roach

Society, by insisting on conventions, has merely insisted on certain convenient signs by which we may know that a man is considering, in daily life, the comfort of other people. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould

Life that did not yearn toward life was in fair way toward ceasing. — Jack London

He said that the principal function of music was to organize the details into harmonies that were intended to make us forget that there was randomness all around us. The same, he said, could be said for great books. — Selden Edwards