Funny Redneck Senior Quotes & Sayings

The moon is made of a green cheese. — John Heywood

Faith is an action, based on a belief, supported by confidence. — R. W. Schambach

I willingly confess that it likes me better when I find virtue in a fair lodging than when I am bound to seek it in an ill-favored creature. — Philip Sidney

One conceals oneself standing silently beside the trunk of a tree and what there is of a reflective tendency in his nature is intensified. One shudders at the thought of the meaninglessness of life while at the same instant, and if the people of the town are his people, one loves life so intensely that tears come into the eyes. — Sherwood Anderson

Every time I have a bad day, I'll just find a corner, bring out my book and then everything starts to feel better. — Wency June Z. Libot

We first fought ... in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change. — Serj Tankian

As a child I felt myself to be alone, and I am still, because I know things and must hint at things which others apparently know nothing of, and for the most part do not want to know. — C. G. Jung