Funny Redneck Family Quotes & Sayings

I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without expectations of rewards or punishments after I am dead. — Kurt Vonnegut

Butterfly causing a tsunami with on beat of its wing. — Michelle Dalton

As If I could just turn my feelings off like a faucet. — Simone Elkeles

Outside the drizzling rain had begun again. It pattered around the house, and on the roofs and eaves, like a million, tiny, stealthy feet: softly, as though the night were teeming with a host of minute, dark beings. — Evangeline Walton

The secret to life is to live as though you know the secret.
Barbara Botch — Barbara Botch

In the past we assumed it was out of a woman's control" whether or not she had a child. "Now we think it's her choice, so we can blame her. — Lauren Sandler

Get to the Point: Vampire Contributions in Western Architecture. Fangs and Balances: Vampire Politicians in History. To Drink or Not to Drink: A Vampire Dialectic. Blood Sausage, Blood Stew, Blood Orange: Food for All Seasons. And the awfully named Plasmatlas, which contained maps of important vampire locales. — Chloe Neill

What we need now is a very strong antidote, and the antidote to jealousy is the practice of rejoicing. Rejoicing is simply feeling happy when something fortunate or beneficial happens to someone other than ourselves. . . . When someone becomes a vegetarian or donates money to a charitable organization, we can rejoice. We can rejoice in the virtue of people who have put their life on the line to help others, the Good Samaritan we hear about on the news. We can rejoice in the spiritual accomplishments of others. — Dzigar Kongtrul III

Call me Sunset. I'm always moving west. — Raymond Chandler

Egalitarian policies are the best way to unite and empower people, and are also a necessary counterweight to the sometimes detrimental influence of market forces. — Johanna Siguroardottir

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it. — Douglas Adams

Mia Maz glanced aside in concern at his muffled snort. "Are you all right?"
"Yes. Sorry," he whispered. "I'm just having an attack of limericks."
Her eyes widened, and she bit her lip; only her deepening dimple betrayed her. "Shhh," she said, with feeling. — Lois McMaster Bujold