Funny Red Dwarf Quotes & Sayings

Adoption isn't just a childhood experience, it's a life-long experience. — DaShanne Stokes

A familiar name cannot make a man less strange to me. It may be given to a savage who retains in secret his own wild title earnedin the woods. We have a wild savage in us, and a savage name is perchance somewhere recorded as ours. — Henry David Thoreau

My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up. — George Lopez

God wants every local church to be the first place people think to go when they've really messed up ... not the last. — Tullian Tchividjian

I was brought up Roman Catholic. I'm not even baptized. — Billy Corgan