Funny Rasta Man Quotes & Sayings

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it. — Daniel Tosh

Players recognize the sense of humility that comes with the cap and with wearing the cap. — Len Pascoe

Satan doesn't mind you using your strengths, so long as you do it for personal benefits. — Rick Warren

When building a friendship bridge don't forget to construct a distruative path. — Peter Adejimi

Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, the claim that there is no true assertion. — Aristotle.

The good news is your head's still attached to your shoulders," Cole said. "And the bad news?" Tanner asked. "The hit doesn't appear to have knocked any sense into you. — Jill Shalvis

Realism hasn't fallen out of favor with most people, who are interested in people's lives rather than gymnastics of style or literary trends. It's a certain kind of academic who undervalues realism, largely because it is not amenable to endless exegesis. — Vikram Seth

The sentence must also contain its own apology for being spoken. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ten minutes to purchase her. One hour to get her lips wrapped around my cock. Three days to taste her juices. Four days to pop her cherry. Two weeks to lose my fucking mind. Shit. — C.L. Parker

For he was drinking too much. Not uncontrollably nor offensively, but still he seldom seemed to have a glass out of his hand. — Rosamunde Pilcher