Funny Ranching Quotes & Sayings

Good, better, best,
never let it rest,
until your good is better,
and your better best.
— Elizabeth George

It was a puzzle for men how women never got tired of shopping, even if there was nothing to buy — Kenneth Eade

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed. — Demetri Martin

I am a big barbecue-sauce guy. — Rick Majerus

That all may be so, but when I begin to exercise that power I am not conscious of the power, but only of the limitations imposed on me. — William Howard Taft

I'm making music for music's sake, and I have an audience I'm proud of. — Eddie Vedder

How can we teach our children to respect Black women if Black women don't respect Black women? — T.D. Jakes

I like this job - most days I have a chance to make breakfast and take the kids to school or to read 'em a bedtime story. It's almost like a normal life. — Mark Harmon

The Academy Awards are passed out on Sunday. It's voted by members of the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. Or as I call them, 50 shades of white. — David Letterman

There is no such thing as a little country. The greatness of a people is no more determined by their numbers than the greatness of a man is by his height. — Victor Hugo

Team members care about one another, listen, share secrets, talk about the latest news, have heated arguments, are sometimes jealous of each other, and even cry together. — Tom Rath

Therefore, the places in which we have experienced day dreaming reconstitute themselves in a new daydream, and it is because our memories of former dwelling-places are relived as day-dreams these dwelling-places of the past remain in us for all the time. — Gaston Bachelard

I want people to have a good time. It's boring only to hear singer/songwriters spilling their guts. — Lykke Li