Funny Ralph Marston Quotes & Sayings

In between calls, she lay on her side, thinking about calling. — Jeffrey Eugenides

How much can a man endure? How long could a man continue? These things I asked myself, for I am a questioning man, yet even as I asked the answers were there before me. If he be a man indeed, he must always go on, he must always endure. Death is an end to torture, to struggle, to suffering, but it is also an end to warmth, light, the beauty of a running horse, the smell of damp leaves, of gunpowder, the walk of a woman when she knows someone watches ... these things, too, are gone. — Louis L'Amour

We've got the government shutdown, but the beginning of Obamacare. You know what that means? You can now complain to your doctor about the government making you sick. — Jay Leno

Sydney might not be an expert in personal relationships but puzzles were familiar territory. — Richelle Mead

I'm a good cook, and I look at something like 'Iron Chef' and think, 'It's a good thing I already know how to cook' - because I would never think I could do it if I watched these shows. — Nora Ephron

When you watch a movie, you don't want to feel like a machine made it. You want to feel a soul. — Alexander Payne