Funny Raj Koothrappali Quotes & Sayings

Don't try to be seen, God may be hiding you on purpose. — Tyler Perry

I thought I knew everything about love and relationships in my 20s, the ignorance of youth is bliss. As you get older, you start to realise that you don't really know anything and life is a great traveling journey. Life is unexpected ... you just never know whats going to happen. — Reese Witherspoon

Because as a youngster I longed to see the Black man free and I longed to see anyone stand up for us. — Louis Farrakhan

Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theatre? — Alanis Morissette

Just then they were both vulnerable, and the only thing standing between them and our enemies, was me.
It seemed nobody wanted to take those odds because no one approached. I was mildly flattered. — Violet Cross

If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of the computer visiting the page even if the person is not a Facebook user. — Richard Stallman

Let me offer this apology. Please excuse this self-indulgent preface. I know what I am doing. I am presenting a series of reasons as to why you should lower your expectations, so that you can be blown away by my sneaky insights about life and work. I am a grown woman. I know my own tricks! — Amy Poehler