Funny Radio Announcer Quotes & Sayings

I just think that it's very helpful to have a map of your psyche, because when you have a map, you know where to go. — Shakira

The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror ... so today I vetoed it — George W. Bush

You will soon regret the bitter words you fumed when you were angry. — Israelmore Ayivor

We emerge into the light not by denying our pain, but by walking through it. — Joan Borysenko

Eating wheat, like ice climbing, mountain boarding, and bungee jumping, is an extreme sport. It is the only common food that carries its own long-term mortality rate. — William Davis

Exchange is creation. — Muriel Rukeyser

We want more than there is. — Jonathan Goldstein

Give the clergy your sympathy; don't give them anything else. — Benjamin Jowett

In these latter years wealth has brought avarice in its train, and the unlimited command of pleasure has created in men a passion for ruining themselves and everything else through self-indulgence and licentiousness. — Livy

The quite person's mind is a raging ocean! — Sanjai Velayudhan

Commerce with all nations, alliance with none, should be our motto. — Thomas Jefferson

He who has not been at a tavern knows not what a paradise it is. O holy tavern! O miraculous tavern!
holy, because no carking cares are there, nor weariness, nor pain; and miraculous, because of the spits, which themselves turn round and round! — Pietro Aretino

And I like to interpret music. So I think it's all interpretive. — Katey Sagal