Funny Raccoon Quotes & Sayings

Fashion for the most part is nothing but the ostentation of riches. — John Locke

I'm a veteran. If I go into the V.A. hospital in Tennessee, I want to know that the procedures they're doing to me are being done properly. That is not unreasonable. — Phil Roe

only secure leaders exhibit servanthood. — John C. Maxwell

Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Each outing in a canoe is a journey of self-discovery. What person paddling across reflections in morning waters does not see the inner self? The serenity of canoeing strips us of all but the essentials and encourages us to consider our place in the universe. Mind clutter drains away, like water dripping from a paddle blade, and makes space for clarity of thought. — Jim Poling Sr.

With horror stories in general, I try and take Truffaut and Alfred Hitchcock's advice and convey to the audience: Everyone has something to feel guilty about. — Chris Mentillo

The tyranny of relativism is the spiritual poverty of our time — Pope Francis

LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Gangster is the truest friend I can ever ask for. — Sylvester Stallone

I'd rather be just a Korean musician as opposed to, you know, a K-Pop musician. — Tablo

The situation of women and men is not comparable to worker-boss or black and white. — Betty Friedan

With all prayer (Eph. 6:18) All sorts of prayer- public, private, mental, vocal. Do not be diligent in one kind of prayer and negligent in others ... let us use all. — John Wesley

Lottie stared blindly at the dark canopy overhead. "Nick," she asked raggedly, "is this the usual way that people h-have relations?"
His voice was muffled. "What is the usual way?"
She inhaled sharply as he nipped at the inner curve of her thigh. "I'm not entirely certain. But I don't think this is it."
His voice thickened with amusement. "I know what I'm doing, Lottie."
"I was not implying that you didn't ... oh, please don't kiss me there!"
Then she felt him shake with suppressed laughter. "For someone who has never done this before, you're rather opinionated. Let me make love to you the way I want, hmmn? The first time, at least." He grasped both her wrists and pinned them at her sides. "Lie still. — Lisa Kleypas

You mustn't take what I say as gospel because no one can second-guess the future. — James Lovelock

New Orleans style is funky - it's just as experimental as the city. There aren't any rules. If you want to wear a polka-dot shirt and some crazy pants, you can get away with it there. — Benjamin Booker

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews

Ah, lass, you're looking at my cock like you want tae give it a suck. — Kresley Cole Macrieve