Funny R18 Quotes & Sayings

We may receive so much light as not to see, and so much philosophy as to be worse than foolish. — Walter Savage Landor

Those that hate you don't win until they get you to hate them. Then you destroy yourself. — Richard M. Nixon

I can do this forever. It's like adjusting a pair — Seth Godin

I was always taught if you do something, face the piper. Try to make it right. — Tim Hardaway

Johnny Cash has always been larger than life. — Kris Kristofferson

I've had a lazy career. Sometimes one film a year, sometimes none. I'm walking around in the street and doing this other thing, living, that I'm much more interested in. I just do some acting on the side. — James Spader

The last few years I've been doing the Middle East thing, and it's a tough decision whether to go there and try and knock off some events as a European Tour member, this year I think overall looking at my results, I played a little bit better on the West Coast than I have in the Middle East, so that was another determining factor for coming back here to an event that I have had some success in the past. — Luke Donald

Be sure that you first preach by the way you live. If you do not, people will notice that you say one thing, but live otherwise, and your words will bring only cynical laughter and a derisive shake of the head. — Carlo Borromeo

Life doesn't stop when you take a new road. It always finds a way to go on. — Krista Ritchie

Dancers dance through their pain I shrink from mine. — Mason Cooley

You might get lucky and die in some corner.
~Soi Fon — Tite Kubo

I've had lots of discussions with my Muslim brothers and sisters who have said to me, "Christianity is a white man's religion" But I'm like, "how is that possible when Christianity went into Africa before it ever went into central Europe?" Even the first people to become a Christian nation were not Romans, they weren't the Byzantines either, they weren't the Greeks ... the first people to claim a Christian empire were the Armenians. — Immortal Technique

Her heart at that point was slippery and hot, and loud, so loud so loud. — Markus Zusak