Funny Quotables Quotes & Sayings

I love when people on Twitter give advice. — Jake Johnson

On Fridays the little children come To trade their hooks for hands. Dead men leave eyes for others. Love is the uniform of my bald nurse. Love is the bone and sinew of my curse. The vase, reconstructed, houses The elusive rose. Ten fingers shape a bowl for shadows. My mendings itch. There is nothing to do. I shall be good as new. — Sylvia Plath

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. — Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians. — Muhammad Iqbal

Masculine observers, if the birth-mark did not heighten their admiration, contented themselves with wishing it away, that the world might possess one living specimen of ideal loveliness, without the semblance of a flaw. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

I don't think I really accepted my power as a woman until I realized that no was a complete sentence. When I stopped making excuses for saying it and began creating boundaries in my life, I knew real power. — Leeza Gibbons

Most people my age, their musical life ended in the '80s. They stick with what they know. But my tastes are much broader. And I don't want to stop learning. — Paul Weller

His first theory was that if human beings didn't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably seized up. — Anonymous

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here? — Ryan Lilly