Funny Quitting Time Quotes & Sayings

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. — Chuck Palahniuk

My life was like living Love's dream, until he betrayed me. That's when I realized that I wasn't as important to him as I thought I was. — Sparkling Amethyst

In prose fiction the freedom to work honestly exists, although you may have to fight for it. In those other areas of literature, I mean drama, there is only silence. That sort of aesthetic integrity does not exist in radio and television, and seldom on film. — James Kelman

The work of volunteer groups throughout our country represents the very heart and soul of America. They have helped make this the most compassionate, generous, and humane society that ever existed on the face of this earth. — Ronald Reagan

I had eel at a sushi bar once; it's disgusting. I thought it was chicken. It looked like chicken. It was brown and looked delicious, and I was like, 'That looks safe.' It wasn't. — Chris Evans

I wasn't writing home. I wasn't writing a death letter, either. I was writing a death journal, a piece of fiction meant for my family and my fiancee, Sara. — Clint Van Winkle

If all the circumstances of acting are made to easy, then there's no grain of sand to make the pearl. — Peter Sarsgaard

Those who are unwilling to confront the past will be unable to understand the present and unfit to face the future. — Bernard Lewis