Funny Quit Alcohol Quotes & Sayings

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written — Eoin Colfer

There are faults we would fain pardon. — Horace

I'm a culture hero," he said. "We do the same shit gods do, we just screw up more and nobody worships us. They tell stories about us, but they tell the ones that make us look bad along with the ones where we came out fairly okay. — Neil Gaiman

The starship Enterprise was a metaphor starship Earth, and the vision was that the strength of this starship lay in its diversity. — George Takei

An average idea enthusiastically embraced will go farther than a genius idea no one gets. — Jay Samit

Me, myself and I. — J.D. Salinger

in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox — Frank W. Abagnale