Funny Punting Quotes & Sayings

People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them. — Sarah Millican

This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex. — Poppy Z. Brite

The eye of understanding is like the eye of the sense; for as you may see great objects through small crannies or levels, so you may see great axioms of nature through small and contemptible instances. — Francis Bacon

I grieved his loss, but I think it would have been worse if I'd never known him. I loved that I'd loved him. — R.K. Ryals

I have to express sympathy from the bottom of my heart to those people who were taken as wartime comfort women. As a human being, I would like to express my sympathies, and also as prime minister of Japan I need to apologize to them. — Shinzo Abe

We had an electronic head and arm for Threepio, and I manipulated the mechanism with a joystick. But it wasn't working. The propman said, 'Give me fifteen minutes.' We all went to get coffee, and when we came back, Threepio's head turned perfectly and his arm moved naturally. I looked up and realized that the prop man had a fishing pole with a fine nylon string attached to Threepio's arm. He had rigged another string around the head, which Chewbacca was holding. As Chewie moved his hands, Threepio's head turned! — Irvin Kershner

Never worry about what you're going lose but what you're going gain — French Montana

i need to become beautiful.
become remarkable.
become unforgettable.
become someones everything. — Christopher Gutierrez

If the sound of happy children is grating on your ears, I don't think it's the children who need to be adjusted. — Stefan Molyneux

a digital design engineer, you would spend long hours going through the TTL Data Book familiarizing yourself with the types of TTL chips that were available. Once you knew all your tools, you could actually build the computer I showed in Chapter 17 out of TTL chips. Wiring the chips together is a lot easier than wiring individual transistors — Charles Petzold

FOCUS - Follow One Course Until Success — John Watson

To have great pain is to have certainty; to hear that another person has pain is to have doubt. — Elaine Scarry

Schools vast factories for the manufacture of robots. — Robert M. Lindner