Funny Public Transit Quotes & Sayings

I want to train my kids so where they are the only believers they can stand on their own two feet and teach others. — Francis Chan

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV. — Matt Groening

Be curious about life, and cautious with it! — Vincent Price

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. — Mae West

When we pick up the newspaper at breakfast, we expect - we even demand - that it brings us momentous events since the night before ... We expect our two-week vacations to be romantic, exotic, cheap, and effortless..We expect anything and everything. We expect the contradictory and the impossible. We expect compact cars which are spacious; luxurious cars which are economical. We expect to be rich and charitable, powerful and merciful, active and reflective, kind and competitive. We expect to be inspired by mediocre appeals for excellence, to be made literate by illiterate appeals for literacy ... to go to 'a church of our choice' and yet feel its guiding power over us, to revere God and to be God. Never have people been more the masters of their environment. Yet never has a people felt more deceived and disappointed. For never has a people expected so much more than the world could offer. — Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing is over yet, she told herself. The cat's still inside. — Emily St. John Mandel

I've been listening to the old school hip-hop stuff and rock like The Beatles and the Rolling Stones. — Mac Miller

[After college] I was going to study at the Sorbon and become a diplomat. Being a diplomat comes in handy when you are dealing with record companies. — Gloria Estefan

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins. — Amy Sedaris

Tis a human trait to hate one you have wronged — Seneca The Younger

I never really make a film unless I feel like it's going to be personal and intimate, but also relevant to the audience. — Ondi Timoner

Knowing what Dan's face had looked like in Kabul, the night they'd spent in the hotel room. What he'd said. My light, my life, my sanity, my love. Nothing of that had been wrong. Not the sex, the kisses, the teenager oaths of staying together, always, rain, shine, life, death. I'd die for you. Live for me. Hold me. Fucking hold me. — Aleksandr Voinov