Funny Public Relations Quotes & Sayings

What worn-out shticks are blinding you to the blessings that life is conspiring to give you? — Rob Brezsny

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools. — William Shakespeare

Do not be cursed by documented findings and so-called facts; invention itself is not yet an antique for the museum. Not every voice has the right to sponsor your beliefs and words. — Archibald Marwizi

How do you create jobs? Our companies have generated about 350,000 jobs and that's good. — John Doerr

Group Headquarters was alarmed, for there was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. Colonel — Joseph Heller

In terms of facial creams or lotions, I try to switch it up and stay as natural as possible. l like Le Mer facial cream for when I have an event. It's very rich and sometimes too rich for some people, but I like it. — Sanaa Lathan

I liked the piano. I always liked playing. I just hated homework. — Mike Shinoda

I had to decide who I was, Night or Day, Human or Vampire. — P.A. Ross

If we do not live where we work and when we work we are wasting our lives and our work too. — Wendell Berry

To tell you the truth, I've never met anybody who can envision more than three dimensions. There are some who claim they can, and maybe they can; it's hard to say. — Brian Greene

Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.. — John Irving

I'm not a person who has people tell me things in parking garages. — Bill Dedman

Book I still possess in all the flotsam and ruckus of my life, — Sebastian Barry

Fixating on the outcome or needing to know all the details of an upcoming event, such as a trip, causes people to be upset when things don't go their way, overly focused on the future, and unable to bounce back easily. Inflexible people are susceptible to anger, distress, and depression. Surrendered people go with the flow, shrug it off when an unplanned situation happens, and tend to be happier, more lighthearted, and resilient. They remember to exhale during stress. — Judith Orloff