Funny Pub Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Here, and it goes on to appear now, she comes, a peacefugle, a parody's bird, a peri potmother, a pringlpik in the ilandiskippy, with peewee and powwows in beggybaggy on her bickybacky and a flick flask fleckflinging its pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here, pecking there, pussypussy plunderpussy. — James Joyce

If you're coasting,you're either losing momentum orelse you're headed downhill. — Joan Welsh

Do you believe that the actor on the stage is really a villain? Let me ask you something else. If he isn't a villain, then is he a liar? — Steven Millhauser

Our miseries are inseparable, so is our every single blessing. — Munia Khan

Money never goes out of fashion. — Elfriede Jelinek

Anytime I can sneak in a moment to fish and ride horses, I'm a happy camper. — George Foreman

When a reader finishes a wonderful story and lays it aside, he should have to pause for a minute and collect himself. — Raymond Carver

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration ... George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching? — Bill Maher

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none. — Gary Coleman

I knew Elmo should represent love. Kissing and hugging. — Kevin Clash

I think we lost a great deal of sympathy and support with the way in which the crisis was handled, most importantly I think when we appeared to be grasping for too much at one time instead of identifying our priorities in a much more responsible fashion. — Billy Tauzin