Funny Psychology Quotes & Sayings

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not. — Keenen Ivory Wayans

You have more issues than Reader's Digest. — Rebecca McNutt

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans. — Raheel Farooq

My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Generally it appears the case that, when faced with all life's problems, the baby, he wants to cry about everything, the child wants to question everything, the teenager wants to rebel against everything, the young adult wants to solve everything, the middle-aged adult wants to protect everything, and the elder wants to accept everything. — Criss Jami

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Claire Chilton

Does it get heavy?"
"Does what get heavy?"
"That big head you lug around 24/7, 365." Sally patted Jen on the back. "It just seems like maybe your neck or back would begin to hurt at some point."
"Wow, Sally. I'm impressed you aren't just going for a psychology degree! Right now you seem to be running for mayor of 'I think I'm funny' town. — Quinn Loftis

I've seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write ... and you know it's a funny thing about house cleaning ... it never comes to an end. Perfect way to stop a woman. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Of all funny things, truth is the funniest. — Neel Burton

Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology. — Noah Baumbach

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart. — Ambrose Bierce