Funny Protective Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

We live in our fantasies and endure our realities. — Robert Anton Wilson

Blues is not a dream, blues is truth. — Brownie McGhee

I love to swim naked in the lake, either as a cougar or a human... But it would be even better if I had someone to swim with," he said, running his hand down her arm. — Terry Spear

It didn't matter whether a thing existed or not. What mattered was the trouble caused by those who believed in its existence. — John Connolly

a woman of her understanding should already presume that marrying the wealthy would come with sacrifices. Jerry Roth told him yesterday that he would courier their prenuptial marriage decree and obviously from her mood, she had not received it. — Charles Soto

As long as I can throw you on the bed like a caveman and pummel you to orgasm with my love-club, I'm good. — Nalini Singh

To bring a child into the world that you cannot feed, clothe, house, and educate is the moral equivalent, in my opinion, of a drive-by shooting. — Larry Elder

I admired Hitler, for instance, because he came from being a little man with almost no formal education, up to power. I admire him for being such a good public speaker and for what he did with it. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

The more wishes you have ; The more weak you are ;
The less wishes you have ; The more stronger you are. — Babri Memon

You little (such a one who, while wearing a copper nose ring, stands in a footbath atop Mount Raruaruaha during a heavy thunderstorm and shouts that Alohura, goddess of lightning, has the facial features of a diseased uloruaha root)! — Terry Pratchett

If your absence doesn't motivate them to do better, then your presence never will. — Stephan Labossiere

Hindu fundamentalism," because Hinduism is a religion without fundamentals: no organized church, no compulsory beliefs or rites of worship, no single sacred book. The name itself denotes something less, and more, than a set of theological beliefs. In many languages - French and Persian amongst them - the word for "Indian" is "Hindu." Originally "Hindu" simply meant the people beyond the river Sindhu, or Indus. But the Indus is now in Islamic Pakistan; and to make matters worse, the word "Hindu" did not exist in any Indian language till its use by foreigners gave Indians a term for self-definition. — Shashi Tharoor

In football, I don't have a lot of friends. The people who I really trust, there are not many ... Most of the time, I'm alone. — Cristiano Ronaldo