Funny Property Tax Quotes & Sayings

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator? — Stephen Colbert

He could't have survied a hundred foot drop. I'm sorry Annabeth. — Rick Riordan

Who knew? Spies read. — Peggy Kopman-Owens

People struggling with life in a fallen world often want explanations when what they really need is imagination. — Paul David Tripp

If you try to be anyone but yourself, you will fail; if you are not true to your own heart, you will fail. Then again, there's no success like failure — Bob Dylan

Consider: Life arose on Earth close to four billion years ago. Four billion years of slithering, swimming, and soaring life forms. But only in the last 200 thousand years has a species arisen that can fathom the laws of nature and build hardware able to signal its presence. — Seth Shostak

Holding my camera, freezing, and a mile from flames that could burn me alive, I'd finally found what I didn't know I was looking for. — Jamie McGuire

While you're figuring out what to do, we've tried two different things and have figured out the right one. — Josh James