Funny Procedure Quotes & Sayings

There are no tigers for us, just a city, waiting, and it loves us, in whatever ways a city can love. — Catherynne M Valente

The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom. Whoever was charged with making the announcement momentarily lost all sense of procedure and we got this tantalizing glimpse into the chaos on the trains, and all we could hear was (bangs on microphone) "Gary, it's burning, what we gonna do?!" And everyone on the carriage just cheered, "Hooray! We're rubbish!" — Bill Bailey

Ye [Anabaptists] be proud contemners of the free grace of God offered to man in Christ Jesus. For with the Pelagians and Papists ye are become teachers of free will, and defenders of your own righteousness — John Knox

You're not my client. You never have been. And even if you were, I'd break every fucking rule I've ever held sacred just to be inside you right now. — Leisa Rayven

You can't see the whole sky from one window. — Beth Hoffman

People think of me as a mannequin, all show and no substance. — Brooke Shields

Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. "That's not standard procedure," he said, his tone entirely too reasonable as he leaned over the stray's body to open the back passenger-side door.
"Yeah, well, I'm not your standard enforcer. — Rachel Vincent

The easiest way to get along in life is to meddle as little as possible. — Salla Simukka

The first thing Jesus tells the church of Ephesus that He loves about them is they have sound doctrine. — Matthew Carter

I cannot learn creation from other people; I've got to do it myself. Now, honestly, I regret not studying - I don't know about harmonies, or anything, so if I'm composing a song, it's really hard. — Psy

What a strange place, I thought. If I look up everything is so clear and beautiful, and if I look down, everything is so dangerous and ugly. I wished I could keep my head in the sky, but the scorpions brought me back to reality. Or was the sky the reality? — Margot Berwin

Going with the flow is soothing but risky. — Jenny Holzer

I want the ability to monitor high-tech communications among far-flung terrorists. I want to be able to have our people learn their plans before they strike. That's the key. — William J. Clinton