Funny Press Conference Quotes & Sayings

Don't look for a black cat in a dark room, especially if it is not there ... — Confucius

When I pastored a country church, a farmer didn't like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, Preach about the meek and lowly Jesus. I said, That's where I got my information about hell. — Vance Havner

Most of the time with video games, you're recording by yourself. — Roger Craig Smith

Whatever you do you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon, there will always be someone to tell you that you are wrong. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a small club of women who are willing to age. — Debra Winger