Funny Preschool Teacher Quotes & Sayings

Our apartment is a hotel for losers. A pit stop before the next ride. — Ida Lokas

Your love should be so far reaching, earnest, biblical, Christ-centered, pure, and self-sacrificing that the world may hate you for it. — Kevin DeYoung

As the planet wobbles, once every 26,000 years we visually align with the center of the galaxy. But it's such a slow movement that as we enter the galactic equator (The band of stars in the sky - The Milky Way), it takes 18 years to get to the middle of it, and another 18 to exit it. So astronomically, "The 2012 experience" is a 36 year alignment process, not something that happens on Dec 21, 2012. — Lee Carroll

If the eternal King started in Bethlehem, so will anyone who follows Him. — Mike Bickle

contact information. — Anonymous

But no value has been put on human life; it is given to us free and taken without being paid for. What is it worth? If you look around, at times the value may seem to be little or nothing at all. — Carson McCullers

I've seen the power of the community. A young person can stand up, talk about his dream, and someone from the audience will come forth to help him make that dream come true. Great things can happen when you place the right ideas before the right audience! — Lakshmi Pratury

Reading is like dreaming. You can't control anything, but it takes you to another world — Anonymous

Necessity reforms the poor, and satiety reforms the rich. — Tacitus

Best to help such boys have their moment of fun, before life's torments snatched them. — Larry McMurtry

A dementia-friendly society is not yet in reach. — Meryl Comer

When email and the Internet came along, I never publish an email address. I just stuck with this P.O. Box address. — Adrian Tomine

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. — Abraham Lincoln