Funny Prenup Quotes & Sayings

In itself, no doubt, the natural and moderate satisfaction of the sexual instinct is a matter quite indifferent to morality. It is only in relation to something else that the satisfaction of a natural instinct can be said to be good or bad. — Aldous Huxley

We cannot understand the relationship between poverty and education without understanding the biases and inequities experienced by people in poverty. — Paul C. Gorski

In a long work sleep may be naturally expected. — Horace

I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal. No one can take that away. You can call us buffoons, or clowns or whatever. But when we wanted to, we were as good as anybody. — Paul Westerberg

A fruitfly is ancient in 40 days,
a mouse at 3 years, a horse at 30,
a man at 100, and some species of
tortoises not until 150 years. — Leonard Hayflick

It is Jazz's very nature to change, to develop & adapt to the circumstances of its environment. — Pat Metheny

How can you sing of amazing grace and all God's wonders without using your hands? — Mahalia Jackson

Somewhere in hell Satan has just pulled out a bag of marshmallows and is roasting them in my honor. — Carian Cole

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this. — Criss Jami

This sorry poem
Isn't long
It's simply to say
I was wrong!! — John Walter Bratton

I'm the youngest of four kids. There's something in me that will always be the youngest child, will always look up to people when they don't necessarily need it. — David Morrissey

It is tempting to look back at Bear's people from the perspective of this modern world and see them as changeless and pure, authentic people in ways impossible for anybody to be anymore. We need Noble Savages for our own purposes. Our happy imaginings about them and the pure world they occupied do us good when incoherent change overwhelms us. But even in those early days when I was first getting to know Bear and his people, I could see that change and brutal loss had been all they had experienced for two centuries. — Charles Frazier

Table the label and wear your own name. — Mr. T

Nobody's perfect, but at the same time, I always try to learn from my mistakes. — Nick Carter