Funny Practice What You Preach Quotes & Sayings

In Soviet thinking the concept of economy of force has little place. Whereas to an Englishman the taking of a sledgehammer to crack a nut is a wrong decision and a sign of mental immaturity ... in Russian eyes the cracking of nuts is clearly what sledgehammers are for. — Max Hastings

You can't say that you need to burn witches and shun gay men but eat pork and wear all the mixed fibers you want!! — Heidi Cullinan

Hurry, get on board, it's comin', listen to those rails a-thrumming all aboard. Get on the "A" train, soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem. — Duke Ellington

Every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn't — Dan Savage

Grappling with some small understanding of this place, this time, we're in" my poem "In a BishopsWood Clearing — Jay Woodman

I'm a human being with a conscience, and when I see murder, I cannot stand by, and I have to call the murdered the murdered, and I have to call the murderers the murderers. — Quentin Tarantino

She was a bookish person who'd never been exposed to books: she was gifted with astute powers of observation, but her thoughts and feelings weren't filtered through those that she'd read, those that had been written before. She had a unique way of seeing the world and a manner of expressing herself that caught Juniper unawares and made her laugh and think and feel things anew. — Kate Morton

Baste! enough! I sup, I wet, I humect, I moisten my gullet, I drink, and all for fear of dying. Drink always and you shall never die. — Francois Rabelais

Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ... — Isaac Asimov

The guilty are alarmed and turn pale at the slightest thunder. — Juvenal

Do not, therefore, say "I feel nauseous," unless you are sure you have that effect on others. — William Strunk Jr.