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Funny Porta Potty Quotes By R.M. Engelhardt

If death is like a sonnet then life would be a haiku. The sonnet, a lyrical poem, the beauty and magic with the last breath~ love, words fading and floating off into the abyss that is space whilst our everyday lives or days more important than normal become just a mere whisper in only a few short syllables through which we convey with our hearts the truth of the universe in a single moment briefly. — R.M. Engelhardt

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Charlie Huston

The violence for me is never meant to be entertaining. It's meant to hurt the characters and I'm trying to show the impact it is having on the people involved with it. If there is cathartic violence at the end, then it costs the protagonist something. It's not just a blaze-of-glory moment. — Charlie Huston

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Lady Gregory

We would not give up our own country - Ireland - if we were to get the whole world as an estate, and the Country of the Young along with it. — Lady Gregory

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Dalai Lama XIV

Eventually, at Buddhahood, you become capable of remaining in the innate — Dalai Lama XIV

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Simone De Beauvoir

One can never know oneself but only narrate oneself — Simone De Beauvoir

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Carl Sagan

The brain does much more than recollect. It compares, synthesizes, analyzes, generates abstractions. We must figure out much more than our genes can know. That is why the brain library is some ten thousand times larger than the gene library. Our passion for learning, evident in the behaviour of every toddler, is the tool for our survival. Emotions and ritualized behaviour patterns are built deeply into us. They are part of our humanity. But they are not characteristically human. Many other animals have feelings. What distinguishes our species is thought. The cerebral cortex is a liberation. We need no longer be trapped in the genetically inherited behaviour patterns of lizards and baboons. We are, each of us, largerly responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves. — Carl Sagan

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Edna St. Vincent Millay

Siege

This I do, being mad:
Gather baubles about me,
Sit in a circle of toys, and all the time
Death beating the door in.

White jade and an orange pitcher,
Hindu idol, Chinese god, -
Maybe next year, when I'm richer -
Carved beads and a lotus pod...

And all this time
Death beating the door in. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Spalding Gray

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to. — Spalding Gray

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Tom Hodgkinson

Faffing, of course, does not fit the programme. We are supposed to be busy, productive citizens. — Tom Hodgkinson

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Ophelia London

I don't spill my drinks on just any man, you know." She touched his cheek. "only dashing shark lovers with pantydropping accents. — Ophelia London

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Herbert Gold

The fact that all of us die anyway (the rumor turns out to be true) is a mere detail in the celestial glow of imagination. The artist's eyes destroy death. — Herbert Gold

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Robert G. Ingersoll

One great objection to the Old Testament is the cruelty said to have been commanded by God. All these cruelties ceased with death. The vengeance of Jehovah stopped at the tomb. He never threatened to punish the dead; and there is not one word, from the first mistake in Genesis to the last curse of Malachi, containing the slightest intimation that God will take his revenge in another world. It was reserved for the New Testament to make known the doctrine of eternal pain. — Robert G. Ingersoll

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Gabby Douglas

I'm not gonna lie, I love Usain Bolt and Serena Williams. What I love about Serena is that she just gets on the floor and she dominates. She handles her business very well, I respect that. — Gabby Douglas

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By George Barr McCutcheon

It's all right, little woman, take my word for it. If I were you, I'd cry. You'll see things differently through your tears. — George Barr McCutcheon

Funny Porta Potty Quotes By Anthony Doerr

They say, Disgrace is not to fall but to lie. They — Anthony Doerr