Funny Planking Quotes & Sayings

Being human is a lot more difficult than being on tour. — Trent Reznor

I've only suffered writer's block badly once, and that was during the writing of Chamber of Secrets. I had my first burst of publicity about the first book and it paralysed me. I was scared the second book wouldn't measure up, but I got through it! — J.K. Rowling

The ancient covenant is in pieces; man knows at last that he is alone in the universe's unfeeling immensity, out of which he emerged only by chance. His destiny is nowhere spelled out, nor is his duty. The kingdom above or the darkness below: it is for him to choose. — Jacques Monod

Like a bird on a wire,
like a drunk in a midnight choir,
I have tried in my way to be free!! — Leonard Cohen

And reputation bleeds in ev'ry word. — Charles Churchill

Every day new souls kept springing up [within me] beside the host of old ones, making clamorous demands and creating confusion; and now I saw as clearly as in a picture what an illusion my former personality had been. The few capacities and pursuits in which I happened to be strong had occupied all my attention, and I had painted a picture of myself as a person who was in fact nothing more than a most refined and educated specialist in poetry, music and philosophy; and as such I had lived, leaving all the rest of me to be a chaos of potentialities, instincts and impulses which I found an encumbrance and gave the label of Steppenwolf. — Hermann Hesse

I was living a life of a lie, I really was. — Tiger Woods

Just as pilots gain practice with flight simulators, people might acquire social experience by reading fiction. — Raymond A. Mar

You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it. — Deborah Harkness