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Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By J.R. Ward

Amazing, John thought as he stood behind Xhex. If you looked down at your cock and balls and told them that if they behaved badly you would slice them up and bury them in the back yard, they actually listened to you. — J.R. Ward

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Cathy Ladman

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. — Cathy Ladman

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Peter Uihlein

I had always wanted to see the world, and the PGA Tour was always going to be there. — Peter Uihlein

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Mila Kunis

What made me feel empowered was the gun, not the clothes. Like if I had the gun, it didn't matter what your size was, what your stature was. — Mila Kunis

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Max Bill

Even in modern art, artists have used methods based on calculation, inasmuch as these elements, alongside those of a more personal and emotional nature, give balance and harmony to any work of art. — Max Bill

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Haruki Murakami

I have to somehow get connected to reality again, he thought, or else I won't be me anymore. I'll become a man who doesn't exist. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Pinoy Sms Quotes By Bree Despain

Daniel wiped his greasy hands on his pants. 'Just some kids playing around.'
'With a crowbar?'
'Yeah, they're all the rage these days. — Bree Despain