Funny Pimp My Ride Quotes & Sayings

Democracy is a form of government only because it is a form of moral and spiritual association. — John Dewey

You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing. — Patrick Ness

This is ecstasy. You've caught me, woman. You've captured me. I'm yours, utterly yours, for the rest of my life if you'll have me.""I've captured you?""You've seduced me, body and soul. You've given me a child. You've given me a future. You've given me more pleasure than I ever dreamed possible. I love you, Faith. — Chance Carter

One of the main benefits of spending time in nature is stress reduction. — Richard Louv

The artist is the only one who knows that the world is a subjective creation, that there is a choice to be made, a selection of elements. — Anais Nin

It may be the best that Hillary Clinton can do, but it's not the best America can do. — Jeb Bush

While there is no shame in being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or intersex - or even straight (but not narrow) - there is most certainly shame and dishonor in being a homophobe, a transphobe and a bigot. — Christina Engela

She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio. — George W. Bush

If everyone could learn that what is right for me does not make it right for anyone else, the world would be a much happier place. — William Glasser

She put her hand on her chest. I have magic yet. If you will set the clock working again, then I must be still. I have read quite as many stories as you, September. More, no doubt. And I know a secret you do not: I am not the villain. I am no dark lord. I am the princess in this tale. I am the maiden, with her kingdom stolen away. And how may a princess remain safe and protected through centuries, no matter who may assail her? She sleeps. For a hundred years, for a thousand. Until her enemies have all perished and the sun rises over her perfect, innocent face once more. — Catherynne M Valente

Why didn't you go with your parents?" I shouted at Michael.
"Because I knew they were all right!" he shouted back, fixing his eyes on me. "I wasn't so sure about you! I couldn't call on you after your arrest. All I could do was vouch for you."
I blinked. "You vouched for me?" New Victorians charged with crimes could get out of paying bail or remaining imprisoned if they had someone powerful and aristocratic enough to speak on their behalf.
"Yes! Didn't you parents tell you? I met them at the courthouse the day your counsel summoned them."
I shook my head, and committed a note to memory: If parents survive, kill them. — Lia Habel

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison. — Freddy Fender

I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight! -Shigure — Natsuki Takaya

Read Jerrod Edson. He is one of our best young writers. — David Adams Richards