Funny Pikey Quotes & Sayings

Men want girls. Most men want little girls. They want them in film. They want to look at them. That's all they want. An evolved man is not going to look that way. — Rosanna Arquette

You cannot expect to be on intimate terms with everybody on your club, and there is no reason why you should be, so long as you are playing the game. — Joe Tinker

The difference in Miss Denham's countenance, the change from Miss Denham sitting in cold grandeur in Mrs. Parker's drawing room, to be kept from silence by the efforts of others, to Miss Denham at Lady Denham's elbow, listening and talking with smiling attention or solicitous eagerness, was very striking
and very amusing or very melancholy, just as satire or morality might prevail. — Jane Austen

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be. — Thomas Ligotti

All comparisons injure. — Soren Kierkegaard

You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money. — Kim Harrison

Parody by itself is not subversive, and there must be a way to understand what makes certain kinds of parodic repetitions effectively disruptive, truly troubling, and which repetitions become domesticated and recirculated as instruments of cultural hegemony — Judith Butler

Real Martial Arts is Mathematics, Physics, Poetry; Meditation in Action — Soke Behzad Ahmadi

Too many Americans live by Republican principles of faith, family, hope and opportunity, but vote for Democrats out of sheer habit. — J. C. Watts

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma. — Chuck Grassley