Funny Photo Captions Quotes & Sayings

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother. — Katharine Hepburn

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. — Voltaire

When problems arise, so do our emotions, based on our perception and associated feelings of whatever is going on — Mavis Mazhura

If the path you are walking today won't lead you to your desired destination, then you are STROLLING — Fela Durotoye

The union of the states is indissoluble; the country is undivided and indivisible forever. — David Dudley Field II

People who win awards for drama and for crying their eyes out for two hours ... it's easy! — Rhys Thomas

Sometimes you can't let go of the past without facing it again. — Gail Tsukiyama

Our gift is to be a series of puzzles. In reading our clues and seeking our answers, we hope and pray you will find a future as well. A morrow filled with reasons to live, and a purpose grand enough to bestow upon you the gift of hope. For you deserve it all, my dear Brian. All the hope a tomorrow worth living can bring. Here, then, is the first clue: From the hope tossed skyward on your beloved's happiest day, in a grand palace made to make a child feel grander still, search for the heart, search for the heart, search for the heart of your beloved. Yours ever, Heather. — Davis Bunn

We ought to recognize that we have an offensive responsibility to take the war to the terrorists where they are. That responsibility has waned in the last year as military and intelligence resources were withdrawn from Afghanistan and Pakistan to be used in Iraq. — Bob Graham

A simple thank you for saving my life would suffice. I don't need for you to carry me off to your bed to show your gratitude. — Courtney Cole

It took me 20 years to learn I couldn't tune too well. And by that time I was too rich to care. — Chet Atkins