Funny Phineas And Ferb Quotes & Sayings

Whenever I attempt to frame a simple idea of time, abstracted from the succession of ideas in my mind, which flows uniformly, and is participated by all beings, I am lost and embrangled in inextricable difficulties. — George Berkeley

I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed. — Kelly Cutrone

Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over him. — John Allison

The opposite of sad is down's syndrome. — Anthony Jeselnik

Life is empty. Life is meaningless. When we take a life, we arn't taking anything of value. Wetboys are killers. Thats all we do. Thats all we are. There are no poets in the bitter business. — Brent Weeks

I am an amateur mountain climber. Once or twice a year I go off to Chamonix in the French Alps, under Mont Blanc, and with a guide do treks that include rock climbing at high altitude. — Robert Littell

Always seek beauty to create a beautiful life. — Debasish Mridha

There is no more terrifying experience for a Christian than to discover he has suddenly become a rationalist. — Halldor Laxness