Funny Phil Mickelson Quotes & Sayings

The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation. — Natasha Leggero

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. — Jay London

The things one feels are different about oneself are the things that are rare, that give each person their value - and these are the things they try to repress. The imitate and make out they love life! — Andre Gide

Always avoid picking up hitch-hikers who are wearing a mask. — Jack Adams

For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously.
Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that's a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven't forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately. — Yahtzee Croshaw

I don't mean to sound sexist, but as far as women have come over the last 40 years, you don't really see a lot of women hunters. They're still in the minority in the military, and there's not a lot of female construction workers. I hope that's not taken the wrong way. I think women are as smart, resourceful, and capable in most things as any man could be ... but they are generally physically weaker. That's science. — Robert Kirkman

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. — Molly Ivins