Funny Pet Dog Quotes & Sayings

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked." — Mrs. Patrick Campbell

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. — Brendon Urie

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held

I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog. — Hilary Swank

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. — Chic Murray

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. — A.A. Milne