Funny Pessimism Quotes & Sayings

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. — George Bernard Shaw

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. — Steve Toltz

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Pessimism is a funny thing, isn't it? Madison thought as she looked at Judith's furrowed face. I like a bit of pessimism as much as the next man, but when I'm bombarded with it I suddenly became an eternal optimist. — Melissa Kite