Funny Perverted Senior Quotes & Sayings

Putting a smile on a child's face can change the world, Maybe not the whole world but at least their world! — Richard M. Knittle Jr.

She wondered if she was doomed to be one of those people who spend their lives trying things. — David Nicholls

Use the words "I feel because I" to remind us that what we feel it isn't because of what the other person did, but because of a choice I've made. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street. — P. J. O'Rourke

We do not grow by knowing all of the answers, but rather by living with the questions. — Max De Pree

We only crave peace when we don't have it. When it's shattered by the chaos of that thing called life. — Abria Mattina

Religion makes kind people say unkind things: "I must prove my faith, so mutilate the genitals of my children." They wouldn't do that if God didn't tell them to do so. — Christopher Hitchens

When you mess with one part of a person's life, you're messing with their entire life. Everything — Jay Asher

Anyone ever tell you you're an incredible kisser? — Becca Fitzpatrick

Iraq has a tremendous amount of history. — Scott Ritter

Men are not revived because they sing; they sing because they are revived. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

I have always said that a studious perusal of the sacred volume will make better citizens, better fathers, and better husbands. — Thomas Jefferson