Funny Payout Quotes & Sayings

Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby. — Paul Newman

I don't believe in God and all that. But I am Jewish, and very proud to be so, very proud of the culture. — Alan Sugar

Misfortune is never invited. And it comes and sits at the table without permission and it eats, leaving nothing but bones. — Jacques Roumain

I've always been fascinated with prostitution. I looked it up in the dictionary as a child, and I remember hearing that Jesus would hang out with prostitutes. I would always focus on the prostitutes. — Craig Seymour

The real trouble with film school is that the people teaching are so far out of the industry that they don't give the students an idea of what's happening. — Brian De Palma

The evening uneven sea glimmered with slices of dairy moon, the surface waves a shifting brew of dark tea stirred by an atmospheric spoon. — Neale Osborne