Funny Parodies Of Famous Quotes & Sayings

They say an old man is twice a child — William Shakespeare

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. — Geoff Stults

What I think I've been able to do well over the years is play with pain, play with problems, play in all sorts of conditions. — Roger Federer

I don't see why, if you look at how the Australian culture and psyche is, that we can't be amongst the most generous, from the grassroots up, nations in the world. — Andrew Forrest

I haven't gone to college yet and I intend to in a few years. — Mackenzie Astin

Haters are just confused admirers. — Justin Bieber

It ought not to be unpleasant to say that which one honestly believes or disbelieves. That it so constantly is painful to do so, is quite enough obstacle to the progress of mankind in that most valuable of all qualities, honesty of word or of deed. — Thomas Huxley