Funny Parking Ticket Quotes & Sayings

I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid. — Michael Keaton

You have to find that place that is very quiet in your head, and anytime I read it, anytime I come across it, my Bible, the first Scripture in there is Psalms 91. — Ray Lewis

My staff was very excited for Brisvegas. When I arrived, they advised I needed some XXXX. — Barack Obama

The more refined one is, the more unhappy. — Anton Chekhov

As time passes, I feel more and more a sense of acting being a fundamental part of who I am. — Michael C. Hall

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews. — Dave Barry

The risks are worth the rewards."-Micah — Rhavensfyre