Funny Parenting Sayings Quotes & Sayings

My former health minister, Kamran Bagheri Lankarani, is like a peach. I love to eat him. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Different languages cut the world into different slices. — Jean Berko Gleason

Engaging with haters is like rearranging pictures on the Titanic. What's the point? — Jodi Picoult

I'm going to take you somewhere. It's time you began to see the world. You're eleven years old and it's time you saw something. — Louise Fitzhugh

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop! — William F. Buckley Jr.

Our uniqueness alone is enough to justify our special place in the world. But even more, our destiny insists we use our gifts to show others who they really are or show them what, in an ideal world, they could become. It may shock them at first, but deep down, we open their eyes to greater possibilities. — Ellen Bryson

In your ex-wife's stingy, slutty pussy, is the subtle point I'm trying to portray. — R.K. Lilley

I have never been So insulted in all my life I could swallow the seas To wash down all this pride First you run like a fool Just to be at my side And now you run like a fool But you just run to hide. — Fiona Apple

On any given day, I don't think there's anybody who can outdrive me. That's the mind set I have going into every race. — Kevin Harvick