Funny Parental Guidance Quotes & Sayings

Peering down the hallway, she saw Wolf hunkered over a counter, holding a tin can. Stepping into the galley's light, Scarlet saw that the can was labeled with a picture of cartoon-red tomatoes. Judging from the enormous dents in its side, Wolf had been trying to open it with a meat tenderizer. He glanced up at her, and she was glad that she wasn't the only one red faced. "Why would they put food in here if they were going to make it so hard to open? — Marissa Meyer

The PCT had gotten easier for me, but that was different from it getting easy. — Cheryl Strayed

The laws of thought are natural laws with which we have no power to interfere, and which are of course not to be in any way confused with the artificial laws of a country, which are invented by men and can be altered by them. Every science is occupied in detecting and describing the natural laws which are inflexibly observed by the objects treated in the Science. — William Stanley Jevons

Could people be trained to be less gullible? Or are you as stuck with gullibility as you are with skin colour? — Keith Henson

It is the difference between hitting with a pillow and hitting with a baseball bat. — William Brohaugh

There are no rules, but you break them at your peril. — Peter Guber

If vampires and werewolves were walking around today, there would be chaos. People would be losing their minds. — Rutina Wesley

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. — Beyonce Knowles

Annabeth has my number,' Sadie said. 'Which, honestly, brother, is a much easier solution than writing invisible hieroglyphs on your friend's hand. What were you thinking? — Rick Riordan