Funny Paper Clip Quotes & Sayings

I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. — Edward Kennedy

Fortune favors the brave. — Terence

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney. — Matt Striker

You, woman, are without a doubt the most senseless female I could have picked to fall in love with. — Kat Martin

/Are you sane, Mother?/
Laughter in his mind, painful in its familiarity. /Is any immortal every truly sane?/ — Nalini Singh

In one thing you have not changed, dear friend," said Aragorn: "you still speak in riddles."
"What? In riddles?" said Gandalf. "No! For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. — J.R.R. Tolkien

There's no need to whisper," Elizabeth told her now. "You could sing at the top of your voices and no one would hear you out here on the water." But the women smiled at her suggestion in surprise and unease, as if she had told them that they could fly. — Sara Donati

The hardest part of cooking is shopping, and if you organize yourself and shop once a week, you're halfway there. — Ruth Reichl

Icy people often freeze themselves in order to hold in check a volcanic stew of disturbing and conflictual feelings. Emotional hibernation, if you will. Crack the ice and the stuff inside comes pouring out with all the discipline of molten lava. — Jonathan Kellerman

Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you - if you had one - pin the whole thing ogether. Now you try it."
"Not me," he objected. "How about a paper clip? Or a paper staple?"
"I don't see what's bothering you," Meg said. "She's only a little girl."
"I did notice."
"And, if you follow scripture, was created after Adam."
"And - what's your point?"
"Being the second model, women turned out considerably better than men. God, when She did this second work, you'll note, got all the plumbing inside. — Emma Goldrick

I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it. — Lewis Carroll