Funny Papa Smurf Quotes & Sayings

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin. — Alec Douglas-Home

I'm obsessed. I've always needed to know what's going on but now it's a must. — Patricia Clarkson

Women love to be called cruel, even when they are kindest. — Samuel Richardson

To achieve the impossible, you must attempt the absurd — Jon R. Michaelsen

Superstition though does tend to have a sharp end, and I didn't want to find myself impaled on it. — Mark Lawrence

Luella had been Lou's favorite grandma. Some grandmas took their grandchildren to parks, or bought them books and dolls, or shared their special stories. Her grandma shared her recipes. She taught Lou how to check when a roast turkey was done, chop veggies without cutting off a finger, and bake a coconut cake grown men swooned over. A fog of comforting smells had perpetually blanketed her kitchen- an expression of her love so strong you could taste it. Lou caught the culinary bug during those early days and loved that she was named after her grandma, even if Lou believed she'd never make food quite as delicious. — Amy E. Reichert

When your world falls apart and you're left with just yourself, you're forced to discover who you are without all the beliefs, expectations, views, & self-image provided by some teacher or system. The calculating mind gives way to the intuitive mind, Knowing without Thinking. — Gabrielle Roth

I lay down on the bed clasping the pictures and buried my face in the pillow in a vain attempt at silencing my sobs. But it was as if all my life's accumulated grief had finally found an outlet and was allowed to take its course. I screamed, I cried, until the grief became bearable. (174) — Linda Olsson

Leave part of the yard rough. Don't manicure everything. Small children in particular love to turn over rocks and find bugs, and give them some space to do that. Take your child fishing. Take your child on hikes. — Richard Louv

The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me — Oscar Wilde

An artist is maybe not always having a normal life. — Marion Cotillard

Violent passions are formed in solitude. In the busy world no object has time to make a deep impression. — Henry Home

The flower of kindness will grow. Maybe not now, but it will some day. And in kind that kindness will flow, for kindness grows in this way. — Robert Alan Aurthur

People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even have spare time, and if I did, I'd probably use it for something mundane, like chipping away at the mound of laundry rising to dangerous proportions in the back room. — Kim Harrison

The Lord says, "I will guide you along the best pathway for your life. I will advise you and watch over you — Robert Moment