Funny Pangasinan Quotes & Sayings

How many physicians, scientists, teachers, pastors, missionaries, statesmen, musicians, businessmen, and notable contributors to society have been murdered in the womb? — Chuck Baldwin

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with. — Lance Loud

If our ballets be feeble, monotonous and dull, if they be devoid of ideas, meaning, expression and character, it is less the fault of the art than that of the artist. — Jean-Georges Noverre

I wish I could swap closets with Diana Vreeland, but I think only my left thigh would fit into her clothing. — Catherine Martin

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

This is not just "our" world. — Mario Stinger

A man was made to help support his children, which is the right and proper thing to do. A man was made to help support his children but, with a little bit o' luck, with a little bit o' luck, they'll go out and start supporting you! — Stanley Holloway

The only way to deliver to the people who are achieving is to not burden them with the people who are not achieving. — James C. Collins

I try to stay far away from all of them. I was tempted to go to my snotty high school reunion, but luckily I resisted the urge
when I received the hand-out that described what everyone is doing now, I fell asleep reading it. Boring! — Princess Superstar

God made all pleasures innocent. — Caroline Norton

I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature. — Jack Dee

But mining is also an intellectual exercise, requiring the combined skills of a plumber, a carpenter, and an electrician as well as an explosives expert. You had to be able to judge the load strength of a beam or the friability of rock at a glance and do instant calculations in your head, because one false step or misplaced stick of dynamite could blow you into body parts or at least send a few digits flying off on their own. So this was the mental procedure, which even a little girl could learn: First, size up the situation. Make sure you have all the facts, and nothing but the facts - no folklore, no conventional wisdom, no lazy assumptions. Then examine the facts for patterns and connections. Make a prediction. See if it works. And if it doesn't work, start all over again. — Barbara Ehrenreich

Teaching kids how to feed themselves and how to live in a community responsibly is the center of an education. — Alice Waters

The important desideratum is freedom of the market; a country or region will often best develop, depending on conditions of resources or the market, by concentrating on one or two items and then exchanging them for other items produced elsewhere. — Murray Rothbard

The only way for the state to finance its operations is through the forcible expropriation of productive wealth from its citizens. — Daniel Alexander Brackins