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Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Pietro Aretino

Why should the eyes be denied what delights them most? — Pietro Aretino

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Ellen Hopkins

Love can complete you. It can also destroy you. — Ellen Hopkins

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Debbie Macomber

Love takes something that's difficult and makes it feel so effortless. — Debbie Macomber

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Julia Child

Remember, 'No one's more important than people'! In other words, friendship is the most important thing
not career or housework, or one's fatigue
and it needs to be tended and nurtured. — Julia Child

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Jojo Moyes

bunched formation of fighter planes, it — Jojo Moyes

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Judith Viorst

I had it together on Sunday.
By Monday at noon it had cracked.
On Tuesday debris
Was descending on me.
And by Wednesday no part was intact.
On Thursday I picked up some pieces.
On Friday I picked up the rest.
By Saturday, late,
It was almost set straight.
And on Sunday the world was impressed
With how well I had got it together. — Judith Viorst

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Victor Hugo

A society that admits misery, a humanity that admits war, seem to me an inferior society and a debased humanity; it is a higher society and a more elevated humanity at which I am aiming - a society without kings, a humanity without barriers. — Victor Hugo

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Katarina Bivald

What the hell is life if it's not chores and working and making dinner, and then starting all over again? — Katarina Bivald

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Faith Sullivan

How can I expect to get anything done around here with you touching me like that? — Faith Sullivan

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Harry Harrison

We must be as stealthy as rats in the wainscoting of their society. It was easier in the old days, of course, and society had more rats when the rules were looser, just as old wooden buildings have more rats than concrete buildings. But there are rats in the building now as well. Now that society is all ferrocrete and stainless steel there are fewer gaps in the joints. It takes a very smart rat indeed to find these openings. Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment... — Harry Harrison

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Thandie Newton

Crucially we haven't been figuring out how to live in oneness, with the Earth & every other living thing; we have just been insanely trying to figure out how to live with each other, billions of each other, only we're not living with each other our crazy selves are living with each other, and perpetuating an epidemic of disconnection. — Thandie Newton

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Toni Morrison

We read about how Ajax and Achilles will die for each other, but very little about the friendship of women. — Toni Morrison

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By C.S. Lewis

Before we can be cured, we must want to be cured. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Jennifer Niven

I'm trying out Theodore Finche, '80s kid, and seeing how he fits.
I fish through my desk for a cigarette, stick it in my mouth, and remember as I'm reaching for my lighter that Theodore Finch, '80s kid, doesn't smoke. God, I hate him, the clean-cut, eager little prick. — Jennifer Niven

Funny Osmosis Jones Quotes By Nyrae Dawn

Pity isn't the only thing I don't do. Princesses are high on my lists too. — Nyrae Dawn