Funny Onsite Quotes & Sayings

Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight — Louise Rennison

Goodbye- please don't cry/we both know that I'm not what you need. But I will always love you. — Dolly Parton

I know I've got to learn to believe in myself. — Mary Docter

People belong to each other only as long as they both believe. He stopped believing. — Paula McLain

When you're single, you're very independent. Very independent women raised me. We didn't have a lot of male figures as the head of our household, so I got, and took on, a lot of that strong spirit from the matriarchs in my family. — Tichina Arnold

Ky wants someone to see him. He wants me to see him. — Ally Condie

I was filled with angst in college, that I struggled with the question of my future, the meaning of my life - spoiled sheltered rich girl collides with great books and is devastated by her own banality. — Elizabeth Kostova

Was there a degenerate sex goddess lurking beneath her innocent skin? — Kitty French